jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

jessphobic 

an irrational fear of people names Jess.

"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

jessphobic by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

jesushole

Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.

After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.

jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.

OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?

JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008

Jesuswhore 

n. one who brings up Jesus or even religion in normal converstaion in a non-mocking way. Also acts as though they are 'loved' by Jesus more then normal people.

1) Goddamn, that chick is a Jesuswhore, she kept asking me if I've 'accepted him' as my saviour when I asked her about shampoo.

Jesuswhore by KatieCARCRASH August 3, 2007

jesusposer 

A un-inverted lukewarm homofag who blindly follows the beliefs of a bunch of pedophiles.

Look at that jesusposer, he believes in god...gayfag.

jesusposer by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

jesusophobia 

OH MY GAWD THE LAWD HAS ARRIVED, IT'S JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!

OH FUCK!

Person 1:"Hey man look it's Jesus!"

Person 2:"FUCK DUDE! I HAVE JESUSOPHOBIA!"

Person 1:"OH SHIT!"

jesusophobia by Scott2357 June 5, 2016