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ill minute 

Yo! I haven't seen her in an ill minute!
ill minute by Captain Cynic September 26, 2003

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss
Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

I'll be there in 5 minutes 

Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours

Eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes

when you have a project or anything really due at a certain time and you don’t wanna do it whatsoever, you always say “eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes”. 10 minutes as in an hour before the class that it’s due in.
Friend: hey have you finished that presentation about Australia??
You: eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes