John: "Man IFU."
Friend: "How did you fuck up now?"
John: "I slept with Jasmine's younger sister Jessica."
Friend: "I am going to start planning your funeral."
Ifunanya is a smart, kind, loving, beautiful girl who loves sleep and stealing her brothers clothes, once you meet an Ifunanya you won't ever regret it. She's also a good class captain, she will give you an uncomfortable hug when your feeling down but it'll cheer you up anyways. She tells you the straight blank truth and doesn't sugarcoat it. She's conscious of herself and the people around her