When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunderfranchise
Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him
Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
To iJack is to share earphones with a fellow friend, deciding that you don't like that particular song or have come to believe that you've heard better songs in your time and change the song without the permission of the owner or to walk past a friend that is listening to an ipod, and take it from their hand.
Person A: *listening to iPod*
Person B: *takes iPod*
Person A: Bro, that was poker face
Person B: *listening to iPod*- shouts "iJacked!"