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Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization
God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name
A sort of feeling tied to confusion, an empty stomach, and ̵̡̭̱̝͒͛̀̏̈́͐̈́͘͠͝ ̨͈͉͗̌̓͆̎ ̪̺̩̪̻̥̹͎̈́͝ ̶͓̰͕̘̠̤̙̓̏̇̉̀̃̈́͘ ̵̮͇̱͓͉̎̽̈́́̈̚͝͠ ̨̛̩͔͇͇͙͌́̔͋̾͆́̓ ̵̱͖̻̉̈͋̎̌̅̍͌͌͌͂̏̆̈́͘ ̡̛̪͖̰͈̳̣̳̺̺̬̗ͅ ̴̡̜̭͖̠̫͇̗̭̦̄́̓ͅ ̢̮̤̘͎̘͕̮͙̮̟̼̣̬̈́̍̄͂̍́͌͆̒̐́͛̂͝ͅ ̶̨̺̰̩̦̲̳͉̞̻̌͐̄́̈́̇̆̈́͂̈́̕͝ ̧͈͇͍͎̦͈̝̼͕̞̫͋̓͑̊̾͊͠ ̴̨͈̩̟͚͇̩̤̥͎̀ ̡̯̣͓̲̩̿̓͌͛͘̕̕ ̵̯̱̗̯̻̖͓̱͚͈͇̻̬̖̓̈́̍́̅̇̈̎̄̉̐̚ ̬͎̰̂̋̂̈̂̊͋͗̐͗̾̓́͘ ̵̡̳̲͓͙̙̳̜͇͉́͗̽̃͂ͅ ̳̤̱̃̉̐̌͘ ̶̡̛̭̘̹̯̔̄̾̑͌̾̇̓̔̊͝ ̵̮̝̱̣͚̲̮̮̈́̌̉̆̿̑͐͐̃̄͘ ̵̟̥̈́́͌͠ ̵̢̡̢̭̼̯̱̬̺̆̄͊̑̋̉̉͘ͅ ̵̡̛̭̫̲̠͎̒̒̒́̔̐͛͛͝͠͠ ̶̣̩̽̒̐͐̉͐́͛́͘̕͘̚͝͝ ̗͍̥̈̅̆͐̀̄͜ͅ ̴̬͐ ̳̮̱̖̥͇̜͚̓́̌͌̌͠͠ ̨̲̼̬̙̠̭̘͋̑͑́̆̌͊͆͊̑͐̄̿͝.
''Hey, you know that burger was mine, right?''
''Sorry, the new Thalasin pills made me feel nothing but humber.''
Humber by nami0x0 October 2, 2021

humberstone 

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute
Salute our God, Humberstone
humberstone by CHaZ October 4, 2015

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

hambered 

a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.
That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
hambered by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010
Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.
Damn that dude is Humberto, ain't he? That guy is fuckin crazy and fine.
Humberto by Super seductive January 26, 2017