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When you have to work in the Hub and cannot leave or do anything else.
Q: Can you come help me with this?
A: I'd like to, but I am totally hubbled today.
hubbled by OTLATD July 15, 2016

hubble butt

NASSA's greatest feature, sought after by all astro-fist-isists. Even when Hubble's doors are closed, it really is opened and ready to be fondled and smacked around. Deep space takes on a new meaning with zero gravity cumshots and unified queef theory.
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Turn around, stick it out
Show the world you got it
hubble butt by Eeyun Madducks January 23, 2016

Hobbledehoy 

An awkward, gawky young fellow.
And there he stood, his hobbledehoy frame clashing with the elegence of the room.

Steve Nash? I bet he was the epitome of a hobbledehoy when he was a youth!

"I'm so awkward" Chriss Griffin (not skinny enough to be a hobbledehoy, but a the greatest quote without a doubt)
Hobbledehoy by Peppermr August 21, 2006

Hobbled by Swabs 

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
Hobbled by Swabs by YAWA April 17, 2020
The best possible reaction to any event, particularly an award or accolade of any kind.
- You've just won the Nobel Peace Prize for basically not being George Bush. How do you feel?

- Humbled. I feel humbled.

- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.
Humbled by Bobby Tables October 9, 2009

Hubble Space Telescope 

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.
“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”