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Hovercraft 

Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.
Hovercraft by Monkeybam September 11, 2011

hovercraft 

1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

hovercraft 

When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
hovercraft by danethebrain January 17, 2008

Hovercraft 

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
Hovercraft by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007

hovercraft 

During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.
Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.

Hovercraft 

A hussey or an annoying person who comes near you and lingers. They are unwanted and continue to approach.
Hovercraft by Rhee Messina October 4, 2017