hookerness 

the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services

Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.

hookerness by pinball tony March 22, 2009

holderness 

A school that homo deluxes from Tabor think they destrory in sports. When in fact the only thing they destroy is each others anal cavities.

Tabor Student 1: oh dude you packed my fudge so hard last night

Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)

holderness by THUGMONEY April 14, 2005

Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

Hokeness by Mango the mang April 13, 2005

Holderness 

An elite prep school in Plymouth, NH that has phenomenal students, athletes, and artists. Holderness also kicks Tabor, Tilton, Proctor, and New Hampton's asses all at once.

Tabor student: I wish we were as awesome as Holderness.

Tilton Student: Well we're almost as awesome as Holderness

Proctor Student: No you're not... Holderness is the best.

New Hampton Student: I'm stupid..

Holderness by gobulls555 November 21, 2011

hookerbeast 

an ugly motherfucker, someone who'd have to pay YOU a shitload of money to have any sort of physical or sexual actions with them.

Jonny: Hey there's your kinda girl, she's eye fucking you.
Marcus: Hell nah, she's a hookerbeast, HAHAHAHA you nasty fuck Jonny.

hookerbeast by Marcus J O November 15, 2006

holderness 

A prep school in newengland that since the dawn of time has had there ass handed to them by Tabor academy

Hey! you go to holderness right?... i'm sorry

holderness by creator January 14, 2005

hookeresque 

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.

When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.

hookeresque by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008