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homesexual 

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
homesexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

homesexualnecropedafeliac 

a man who has sex with dead little boys
that man is a homesexualnecropedafeliac

Homesexual 

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.
Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia 

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die
You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia
Like using the word Brosef, meaning good friends, but meant for your hoes not your bros.
"What up hoesef?"
Hoesef by thatsfreakinsmurf July 22, 2009

Homesexual 

Your a complete homebody u never ever want to leave yo house your attracted to your house
Brother: I don’t wannnnna gooooo
You: Your so homesexual
Homesexual by BroSD February 5, 2022