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shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

hillability 

1. Potential for something to be southern.

2. The status of being southern in nature.
Joe: That rock band has total hillability.

Bobby: Pass me some of your momma's sweet tea, it's got hillability.
hillability by Marc Brubaker August 30, 2008

hillbility 

A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.
Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?
hillbility by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014

hillability 

1. Potential for something to be southern.

2. The status of being southern in nature.
Joe: That rock band has total hillability.

Bobby: Pass me some of your momma's sweet tea, it has hillability.
hillability by Marc Brubaker July 30, 2008

Highbility 

The actions that are able to be performed perfectly and/or better than when you're sober, while insanely blasted, high, baked, zooted, toked out, smoked out, gone on marijuana.
Girl: My stepdad made me drive home while I was secretly high, and I drove better than I usually do!

Guy: What an awesome highbility!
Highbility by hxcAlexa November 26, 2010

Hugability 

1. The ability to naturally accept and give hugs.

2. The physical attraction to make poeple hug you.

3. The skill of good hugging.
My girlfriend has really high hugability, you can hug her when ever you like.
Hugability by Mr cookies December 21, 2010