When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

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hippofatamus

A combination of a fat chick and a hippopotamus. It literally means a completely fat and disgusting girl that uses food as a substitute for character.

Get away from me you disgusting nasty fat girl! You are such a hippofatamus.

hippofatamus by Phidelt236 January 2, 2009

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hippopotamus drop kick

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009

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Hippotwatamus

a fat vagina and/or upper vagina region

Ryan: When I got home I found out that girl from the bar last night, was a major hippotwatamus
Jeff: Oh yeah, I went on spring break with her and wasn't sure if she had a penis or not.

Hippotwatamus by chieflittlewood December 26, 2018

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