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hillareach 

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
hillareach by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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Hillarectile dysfunction 

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.
Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

Hillarectum 

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.
Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."
Hillarectum by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
Severe explosive diareah caused by anything Hillary Clinton says
I got a bad case of hillareah watching the last debate
Hillareah by Magnus Prime 69 August 31, 2016