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hetero-fag 

a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay
Beiber: "Baby, baby, baby, ohhh....."
Me: "dam, you are such an effin hetero-fag."
Beiber: "Honey, don't be all jealous on me now. I'll bend and snap your ass."
Me: "Girl-boy-thing, please."
hetero-fag by Doctor KG October 4, 2010

Heterofatalism 

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.
Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.
Heterofatalism by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

Heterofascist

A mentally unstable, uneducated, reich-wing anti-gay piece of savage elephant shit with an arrogant, uncivilized, inhuman, grotesque superiority and control complex that results in the barbaric desire to illegally interfere in and control the personal and public lives of LGBT humans beings against their (LGBT's) free will through law.
The blood thirsty Nazi filth Tony PerKKKins of the ignorantly misnamed "Family Research Council" is a heterofascist.
Heterofascist by Liberty999 May 17, 2015

heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.
I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.
heterofagdyke by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011

Heterofabulous 

(noun) A man who is straight but acts in way usually associated with homosexuals.
Many times, their friends are never exactly sure of the friend's sexuality.
Girl 1: "How do I look babe?"
Heterofabulous Man: "Darling those shoes are FIERCE!...and did i mention you have ah-MAH-zing tits?"

heterofag 

A heterosexual fag. "Fag" originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) homosexual, the word has evolved much like the terms "moron" or "idiot" which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. The word retarded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). The actual word "heterofag" is not used, but is simply shortened to fag. Hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.
"Do you know Bob?"
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."

"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".
heterofag by Bigmanboobs November 8, 2009