hernesto 

The gorgeous Latino pool boy your upper-middle class husband is obviously cheating on you with.

looks like Todd's off to 'Florida' again to fuck that twinky Hernesto again as if I don't know he's doing it.

hernesto by bossihavecancer June 28, 2016

herestomy 

A vasectomy performed on an unwilling subject.

Mike gave Kevin a herestomy with a plastic fork!

herestomy by Anonymously Synonymous July 22, 2010

herpestologist 

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

herpestologist by QuacksO October 28, 2020