helmetitis 

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

helmetitis by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019

Hermititis 

A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.

"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."

"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."

Hermititis by DrStrange September 10, 2008

helmetosis 

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.

Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis

helmetosis by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006

Hermititis 

A disease sounds like hepatitis but not to be confused. This disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. It is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. Beware it can lurk amongst anyone.

1.)Oh damn another one of my friends were infected with the hermititis.

2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.

Hermititis by Jungle Wungle April 6, 2009

Helenitis 

When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.

Helenitis by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013

Hemetitis 

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.

Hemetitis by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020

Hermititis 

A psychological disorder that develops after a prolonged time spent at home or withdrawal from society, this normally makes the person feel hesitant or unconfident to resume their responsibilities and way of life.

Jeff - "Sam hasn't left his house for about a week and nobody's heard from him"

Tamara - " Maybe he has Hermititis "

Hermititis by Dee John illiams April 6, 2015