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Heliophilia 

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.
"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."
Heliophilia by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

heliophilia 

The love of the sun. Moreover, the constant need, dependence, and longing for the sun. In some cases, the unbroken adoration for a person who shines brighter than the rest of the stars, brings light to the darkest moments, and touches every creature and every being with their undying empathy, making the world wonder how it survived without them.
A: Omg, you look lovesick or something, what's up?
B: Yeah, I've got a case of heliophilia.
heliophilia by i am a writer December 5, 2022

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

heliophile

(n) a lover or worshipper of sunlight; someone who loves, adores, or worships bright, sunny days
She is such a heliophile that she loves bright, sunny days regardless of whether the temperature is freezing cold or burning hot outside.
heliophile by neologodaedalist September 23, 2015

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.
Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight
Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

heliophobia 

Heliophobia is a phobia in which the sufferer is afraid of sunlight. People have it for a number of different reasons. Some people have it because of traumatic experiences with sunburns or cancer, scared they will get bad sunburns or skin cancer. Some have it because they are scared of the sun crashing into Earth. I, myself, have the phobia because of the second reason.

For heliophobes, they LOVE cloudy days, due to no sun. Some hardly go out, and others don't go out at all. It differs.
My best friend has heliophobia. I'm worried for her but she's making a recovery. I wish her the best.
heliophobia by RubyHue April 12, 2017