Sheep's heed 

Scottish term for folk with sheep like head features.

Tom: Is Robander in the office yet?

Shaun: Nah man, Sheep's heed is late again!!!

Sheep's heed by Suedehead85 August 4, 2010

shal'heed 

Meaning "shall you take heed?". Used commonly in the UK, particularly amongst the younger generation. Can also be an exclamation of excitment or pleasure. Linked with shal'moon, t'ozzzz be fair and t'ozzzz be moon.

John: Let's go clubbing! Shal'heed?
Roger: OK

John: I've just puchased a large bottle of vodka.
Roger: Shal'heed!

shal'heed by xaudust October 2, 2006

smack heed 

usually refers to a smack/heroin addict, lives lower class and is very unwilling to society.

AKA junkie like to congregate in lower parts of city ie: Dundee

check that smack heed his chin is aboot touching the flare,,
check that smack heed his chin is about to touch the floor,,

that smack heed over there is fucking disgusting.

smack heed by dundonian poet October 13, 2012

Spam Heed

Scottish for spam head. A person who's brain has similar properties to spam.

He was always walking into things,what a spam heed.

Spam Heed by Spam1 September 1, 2013

Scoob Heed 

Scottish slang for junkie. An individual addicted to Pharmaceuticals or Narcotics.

That gronk is lost in the sauce. What an absolute scoob heed

Scoob Heed by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020

Slap Heed 

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

Slap Heed by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Nark Heeds

Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.

Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.

Nark Heeds by Florence Hopkins March 2, 2004