heartastroke

When a person has a heart attack and a mild to severe stroke at the same time. This is the number one killer of african americans and overweight people.

Got damn, if you keep eating all dem fried porkchops, you gonna have a damn heartastroke!!!

by poolpimp November 10, 2008

HeartaStroke

A heart attack and stroke combined. Due to multiple overwhelming situations that occurred in back to back interval.

Her dog was killed. She failed her exam. She gained 20 lbs & her husband was a cross dresser after all of these problems Sydney had a HeartaStroke.

by Jupiter Jupiter August 8, 2022

Heartastroke

To have a heart attack and stroke at same time.

You scared me so bad you almost gave me a heartastroke

by Marcaidus July 18, 2024

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

by ShakeSicle April 6, 2009

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.

My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.

by Doctorjed March 4, 2019

Heartstroke

an act where a penis is used to rub against a heart, effectively stroking it. May be a fetish.

"Oh man i can't wait to heartstroke again i love her so much!"

"dude... she's dead..."

"..huh?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019