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Derived from hate, battery.

Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
hattery by fauxnature July 1, 2008
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Tin Hattery 

Tin Hattery is a phrase used to describe a ludicrous media induced panic that gullible fools take to heart. The term originated with morons wearing tin foil hats to protect their brain waves from CIA mind probes or some other such nonsense. A well known example of this phenomena can be found in the movie "Signs".
1: "Fucking bird flue...It's all a bunch of tin hattery if you ask me."

2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
Tin Hattery by Sheriff Dom. July 23, 2008

Ass Hattery 

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.
We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.
Ass Hattery by Swanika June 1, 2017
A word buzzfeed invented in their TOS as to excuse censoring opinion's they oppose, and because they don't own a dictionary.
"hi there-

Unfortunately it appears your account was deemed hatery and/or attacking in nature by our community team" ~Buzzfeed
Hatery by Ray_Theon June 11, 2017

mad hatter 

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.
mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

Hatterite 

Anyone who blindly follows a particular person that lives in their own deluded world of lies and hatred for anyone who is superior to them.
That person is such a hatterite!
Hatterite by BMLee April 1, 2023