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Kenosha Hat Trick 

When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“

Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater

Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”

Guy 1 “ justice was served“
Kenosha Hat Trick by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021

Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick 

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.
He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

Kenosha Hat Trick 

Removing a sex offender, a wife-beater, and a burglar from society in one night.
Kyle scored himself a Kenosha Hat Trick before he reached voting age.
Kenosha Hat Trick by anonymous June 17, 2021

keep it under one's hat 

Keep something a secret.

There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):

- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
-keep it under one's hat-

Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…

Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!

keep it under your hat 

Keep it a secret; don't tell anybody.
Keep it under your hat for now.
keep it under your hat by Tony1024 September 15, 2016

kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw
woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it
kentucky straw hat by chopblock February 5, 2010