harbopping 

A cuteish Spoonerism of "bar hopping" used in polite conversation to disguise or mitigate the fact that you went on a serious bender last night or intend to go on one tonight. In the latter instance, it also presages your likely pronunciation of "bar hopping" at about the midpoint of the crawl.

Example 1 ...

Friendly co-worker: You look like shit today, friend.
You: Yeah ... I did a bit of harbopping last night. I'll be OK by 2 o'clock, though.

Example 2 ..

Woo hoo! We iz harbopping tonight! Gonna get my drink on!

harbopping by Wuzee March 3, 2010

harbouring bitches 

Harbouring is the act of preventing anyone else rinsing or showing interest in a girl despite having no actual right to "harbour" them. This act is generally frowned upon and this act should not be tolerated in modern society. Punishments of this act may include being made to sleep in the 'wankin cupboard'.

One of the biggest harbourers known to man is Benjamin James Peers. He is known to pull a "westy" or a "grimmer" if someone rinses one of his girls. He can be a bad babysitter this kid when it comes to harbouring bitches.

harbouring bitches by johnnyinmyunderpants November 4, 2010

Hairtopping 

This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!

pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013

Harboring a Wookie 

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.

<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!

Harboring a Wookie by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.

I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.

Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Harboring a Fugitive 

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

Harboring a Fugitive by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

harboring a deuce 

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.

1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.

harboring a deuce by botschaftler December 17, 2012