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Habifittz 

A term used to describe two men, usually underage, who are attracted to one another but don't want to ruin their reputations by admitting their homosexuality for one another. So they spend the rest of high school crushing on each other without realizing that their feelings would've been returned, if only they had been brave enough to admit them.
Guy: You know those two guys in the sophomore class, James and Michael?
Girl: Oh, them? It's so obvious they like each other
Guy: Yeah, but they're both too scared to admit that they're gay for each other. They're such a Habifittz
Girl: That's too bad. I hope they won't stay a Habifittz for the rest of high school
Habifittz by Sexual toad June 29, 2013

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.
We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.
habitat for humility by Vinny March 1, 2005

habilitated 

The state of competence which occurs before whatever causes the need for rehabilitation.
Dude, you were never habilitated to begin with.
habilitated by some bunny July 1, 2008

natural habitat

someone's comfort in doing something they truly love
look at soraya! she's sleeping on the roof of her car eating pho, I think she's in her natural habitat

habitate 

A place where one lives and eats, normally small like a dorm room. Because habitators are very poor; therefore they are not able to leave their habitat causing them to habitate.
while rich was poor at college he spent most of his time habitating in his dorm room, with his food provided by his unlimited food plan, which made him habitate.
habitate by habitator August 18, 2009

habilitate 

The first time a person learns all important life skills.
Before my kids are grown, I hope that successfully habilitate them.

You know what Oscar's problem is? His parents never took the time to habilitate him.
habilitate by rhondas56 February 8, 2009