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Habifittz 

A term used to describe two men, usually underage, who are attracted to one another but don't want to ruin their reputations by admitting their homosexuality for one another. So they spend the rest of high school crushing on each other without realizing that their feelings would've been returned, if only they had been brave enough to admit them.
Guy: You know those two guys in the sophomore class, James and Michael?
Girl: Oh, them? It's so obvious they like each other
Guy: Yeah, but they're both too scared to admit that they're gay for each other. They're such a Habifittz
Girl: That's too bad. I hope they won't stay a Habifittz for the rest of high school
Habifittz by Sexual toad June 29, 2013
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Habitattz 

The act of getting another tattoo, based solely on a yearly predetermined date or recurring annual event.
1.You: "Hey Jake, when did you get that anchor tattoo, did you buy a boat?" Jake: "No man, you know, got my tax return like last year, got a sweet tatt picked out for next time too"

2. You: "Man, why you got to get a tatt every time you get paid?" Jake: "For all of humanity dude, these are habitattz for humanity"
Habitattz by Heed3000 September 4, 2010
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026