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greenhouse effect 

(n.) Soem gasses, such as Carbon DiOxide (CO2) resident in earths' atmosphere act like greenhouse glass and trap some of the heat that the sun shines on us (by creating more molescules for it to travel through, on the plus side it moves faster, not that you would notice). There are too many fo these gasses for the plantlife on earth to absorb, and so slowly the earth is heating up, and by 2030, 15 million Bangladeshis will be homless. Like you should care...
The netherlands, where Joram lives, will be flooded. Haha on j00!
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Greenhouse Effect 

The placing of fertile soil in a woman's vagina and planting of a fruit seed done with the woman chained to a wall in your residence. Then of maintaining the seed, growing it, and then which you eat it while it is mounted in the vagina.
Greenhouse Effect by Lofti13 February 3, 2010

greenhouse effect 

the cumulative effect of 200-odd years of industrialisation and thinking that we're (the human race) smart. Fossil fuels should be banned!
If we're so smart at using dirty fuels and creating the greenhouse effect, we can be smart enough to use solar energy like the plants do and reverse the greenhouse effect.
greenhouse effect by dukuhead February 4, 2007

greenhouse effect 

1) A major part of the carbon cycle that has helped properly regulate the temperatures of earth and the CO2 levels within earth's atmosphere for quite some time and won't just break because a few humans start driving SUVs and cooking on charcoal grills.

2) The confounded and/or irritated look on someone's face when you tell that "What color is a purple house?" "Purple" "What color is a blue house?" "Blue" "What color is a green house?" "Green" "WRONG! It's clear!" joke, because green houses are actually quite green, and they hate you for telling such a stupid joke.
Next time, stick with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
I wonder if Al Gore has ever read even a high school essay on the greenhouse effect...
greenhouse effect by STJosh May 15, 2007

greenhouse effect 

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

The Greenblouse Effect

The process that occurs when sitting on the toilet while taking a dump that results in the odors or gases from ones poop to be rise up through their shirt, become momentarily trapped, then come out the collar of their shirt and into the dump-takers face. One can only choose to make things worse by then taking off their shirt after and releasing all the gas trapped under the shirt at once, creating a somewhat artificial fart. One can avoid The Green Blouse Effect by taking their shirt off PRIOR to taking a dump. It is similar to the Greenhouse Effect in the matter that both involved trapped gases.
Person 1:"Man, I took a dump then took my shirt off right after and there was like an explosion of poop odors that came out!"

Person 2:"You gotta watch out for that, it's called The Greenblouse Effect. We can do our part in preserving the welfare of our noses by taking our shirts off before we partake in the act of pooping."
The Greenblouse Effect by r3id93 January 4, 2012

Green House Effect

When someone tosses another persons salad and farts in their mouth and they blow it slowly back at you.
Johnny Gave becky the Green house Effect and she vomited on the floor.
Green House Effect by Lucky Rockstar December 25, 2010