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Gormelys are fat, unfunny, annoying, whinny, smoke e-cigs,follow people around and copy everything everyone does
Your starting to be a gormely
gormely by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017

Mark Gormley 

The god emperor of mankind. Produced "Here without you" circa 2008 ad, a flawless musical and visual masterpiece. Do not attempt to mimic his power stances as your frail constitution is likely to collapse from their intensity.
Mark Gormley's famous power stance :

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Mark Gormley by devotedacolyte February 23, 2009
An excuse made to distract from the truth of a situation red herring
Matt pulled a gormley and called off sick with the flu from work today, but he actually drank a quart of grey goose the night before and feels like shit now.
gormley by Adamovsky June 11, 2007

dylan gormley 

dylan gormley by Fuck boyyyyyyyyy September 2, 2016

gormley ruch 

a midget, lesbian slut, mexican who likes to drink man juice by the gallon
i hate that gormley ruch of a fooker
(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
gormley by Jock February 2, 2005