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glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it
Just damn Gorgeous. (referring to a woman)
You're so gorgeously gorgified!
Gorgified by SouloCutz May 14, 2009

Glorified Acquaintance 

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.
From the desi (urdu/hindi) root gora meaning white.

The act of loosing one's culture and becoming white on the inside (usually referring to south asians but in recent years it has expanded trans-racially)
He's so gorafied now...he only speaks English and can't eat spicy food. . .
gorafied by Zaynub January 7, 2008

Glorified Guitar Hero Player 

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

glorified fuck buddy 

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.
Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.
glorified fuck buddy by miraparker September 6, 2011