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Goobershag 

Goobershag - 1. Noun. A highly attractive geeky, nerdy, or dorky individual. Most are unconventionally good looking with shy, awkward social skills, which add to their adorability. 2. exclamation. Yelled, sighed, moaned or whimpered when one sees a goobershag.
Examples of goobershags include the following: David Thewlis,Elijah Wood,Rivers Cuomo,Seth Green,Jimmy Fallon,Dominic Monaghan and anyone who works at or for NASA.
" Did you go to that Weezer concert last week? Rivers is a total goobershag."
Goobershag by Kirk N. Scotty July 25, 2008

Goobersaurus Rex 

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.
My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!
Goobersaurus Rex by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

goobersnatch

Don't be such a goobersnatch!
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

goobersnatch

You are such a goobersnatch!
goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

Goobersnake 

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.
"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."
Goobersnake by TG489 February 4, 2010

Goobershnoper 

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.
If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!
Goobershnoper by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011