gonger

Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.


Stems from the saying "gong show"

A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."

B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."

C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"

D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"

E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"

gonger by Simmons12 September 8, 2008

Gonger

Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.

"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."

Gonger by katie December 3, 2003

gonger

A rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encompassing the entire bottom lip. These are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one's home.

Joe: Hey Liam, what time is it?
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?

Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey

gonger by Chinpsing February 22, 2011

Gonger

A very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.

Uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.

Gonger by Psmithy January 13, 2011

gonger

One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.

Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.

Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.

gonger by skrewy March 17, 2008

Gonger

nose slime/bogie/snot

look at that boy with the great big green gonger dangling from his hooter.

Gonger by battybird December 31, 2011

gonger

An unknown pig like creature who is obsessed with retards and piss.

Get of me you fucking GONGER!

gonger by Salmon834 January 30, 2012