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goldshark 

A non-Jewish person that dates a Jewish man or woman, for various reasons, but typically because of low self-esteem.
"Hey, I'm very grateful for the carnations and rugelach you sent the other day, but I'm not interested in slumming it up with a goldshark anymore."

"She said I was her favorite Jewey this side of St. Louis, but I'm beginning to think she is nothing but a goldshark."
goldshark by remymk2 April 10, 2017
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goldstar sunday 

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times
Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.
goldstar sunday by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

Goldshire 

A.K.A. Cybershire. A town in World of Warcraft where all the loonies hang out. WoW's equivalent to Las Vegas. Also, a great place to hangout during downtime; kick back, grab a pint, and watch the naked level 1 women run around.
Example of Goldshire chat:

Json: The power of Json compels you!
Kalibur: yeah!
Jenor: ZOMG json ! cyborz !
Alorina: Haha noobs xD
Zyko: ZOMG ShAVE ME!!!...hic!
Noob1: can ne1 give 2g?
Noob2: dancing naked in the inn for 5g a dance!
Goldshire by Jsonoob August 16, 2006

goldstar 

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.
"She's a member of the goldstar club"
goldstar by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldstar lesbian 

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man
-Are you a goldstar lesbian?
-No.
goldstar lesbian by kriszta November 10, 2008

Tyson Goldsack 

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.
Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.
Tyson Goldsack by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

Goonshark 

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon
Goonshark by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018