gobberknocker

A large mass of unknown (typicaly unwanted, as well) material that's in the way of your progress.

There's a big ole' gobberknocker of rust in the way!

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Hobberknocker

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

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the art of extremely early morning brain racking to create unique & extremely nonsensical words for use in any sentence of your choosing.

we have just become the first ever obberknockerlists in the world

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the immense feeling one feels having created a new nonsensical word.. so much so that a tiny drop of fluid falls out!

I've just had an obberknockeragasm!!!!

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When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

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