glocknick 

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!

glocknick by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012

globnick 

The act of agreeing that an incident or occurrence never happened

After mistakenly referring to his fiance as a "whore", the two agreed to globnick.

globnick by Latke January 31, 2004

glocksucker 

People who believe Glock is the best handgun made are glocksuckers.

Melvin is a real knee-burning glocksucker.

glocksucker by MN_Jack76 May 11, 2008

glocksucker 

A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.

Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.

Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...

Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.

Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.

glocksucker by DaSquariusGreen August 31, 2016