glassband

1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin

man that kid is a glassband.

glassband by JORDAN` March 2, 2008

Glassian 

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.

Glassian by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019

Gausband

Someone's gay husband. Usually a female's best friend who happens to be gay. Or a female's husband on facebook who is gay. Husband meaning best friend, not actually meaning that they're married. It's like... a joke.

Emily: "If Matt's gay, then why is he listed as your husband on facbeook?"

Jenna: "He's my gausband! DUH."

Gausband by ieatyourfacerawr April 12, 2010

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

glissando 

Usually marked by a squiggly line in the music, a glissando is an effect in which a musician makes one note 'slide' into another.

A trombone player performs a glissando by moving the slide without tonguing.

A piano player performs a gliss by dragging his or her fingers along the keys.

A harpist drags his or her fingers along the strings on a harp to glissando.

A guitarist will pluck a note, and while the string is still vibrating, he or she will slide their finger along the neck.

A string player glisses similarly to a guitarist, but instead of plucking they will play a note with their bow.

A brass player that isn't a trombonist or a woodwind player will simply play a chromatic scale between the two notes.

glissando by aflatharmonicminor May 19, 2014

Glassman 

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything

That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman

Glassman by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020

Glassbag 

A douchebag who feels the need to wear Google Glass at all times

Look at that Glassbag, I just want to hit him in the solar plexus

Glassbag by JMSleazy January 1, 2014