get on you 

(Israeli Slang) Literally means: climb on top of you.
Actually means: beat you up.
Usually used as a baseless threat, rather than an honest declaratin of intentions.

Be careful, that I won't get on you!

Shimrit: This guy hit on me earlier...
Tzachi(her boyfriend): Who is it?! I'll get on him!

get on you by Yashi and Lilac May 23, 2005

can you get on? 

"do you want to get on?", is a term drug dealers ask to know want to buy drugs.

most times if a drug dealer has not seen you i a while or do not know you, they will ask, "can you get on?", first to see where your at and gauge your resonance so that now the cycle of drug addiction may continue)

junkie "man (friend) i haven't seen you in twenty years!"
drug dealer "hey, man, can you get on?"
junkie "i just walked past two dealers a minute ago, before i seen you!"
drug dealer "yeh, so do you want to get on?"
junkie "nah mate!, i'm clean!"
drug dealer "what's your phone number?"
junkie "yeh it's ** **** ****, what can you get?"
drug dealer "anything!"

can you get on? by cleanmachine November 20, 2010

don't let me get the roast on you 

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

don't let me get the roast on you by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

imma get my brother on you 

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”

Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”

imma get my brother on you by Bitches_Be_Bonkers August 16, 2023

Get one up on you 

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

Get one up on you by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010

you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

you look like you get no bitches on your dick by Kiciot January 2, 2022

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on 

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009