funkernickle 

A person who smells funky, rarely showers, and is UGLY!

God damn! Look at that girl, Anna Robilotta! How funkernickle is she?

funkernickle by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

fuckernickel 

1.) n. anything that is worth less than an actual nickel 2.) A ludicrous insult for ludicrous situations or people

The used car that I bought isn't worth a FUCKERNICKEL.

That guy is a real FUCKERNICKEL.

fuckernickel by R. Evans April 3, 2004

funkernickel 

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

funkernickel by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

Fumpernickle 

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

Fumpernickle by Chewsday August 10, 2021