having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
The chug national foundation what you call it and donate your seamen redneck so they can drink it a concert held by Kenny Chesney and Blake Shelton Brad Paisley
Trump: The longest way to saygo commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.
After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.