fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

fuckitydodah

Used when stating that you really don't give a shit; so impossible its hard to believe.

"Fuckitydodah! I can't believe I ran over my cat!"

fuckitydodah by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.

Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.

fuckitday by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration of fuckitude by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

fuckipedia 

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.

So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!

fuckipedia by Jakob L April 19, 2007

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

fuckied up 

Used to describe something that is incredibly messed up. Beyond the scope of merely being "fucked up"

Dude 1; seeing a crack-smoking, schizophrenic, self-injurist: Damn.. that's fuckied up...

fuckied up by Jeremy Futrell July 20, 2006