frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 16, 2019

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005