frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

frito bandido by sam May 13, 2005

frito bandito 

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

frito bandito by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

Frito Bandito 

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

Frito Bandito by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche 

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche by Schneefchief November 16, 2019