When you're typing on AIM and copy something another person says, then you go to type, and you have picked up their font. One of the most annoying and deadly things to occur on the internet.
footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.
Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''
Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''
Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''