foonus 

A correct answer to any question, particularly a question that has no correct answer.

Q: What's the square root of your mum?
A: Foonus.
Q: What's the best thing about explosive diarrhoea?
A: Foonus.

foonus by rodneyhalfrude November 13, 2011

Fornus 

Lucky powder that "fornits" throw at people (crazy people who believe in them like Reg Thorpe´s of stephen king´s story Ballad of the Flexible bullet) and grants special powers to write. They hate, electricity and radium crystals in the phones, they´re fond to peanut butter, and other sweet stuff.

Fornit some fornus, I need some fornus in my writing machine

Fornus by buchsbaum July 14, 2010

foonutie 

Something so putred it smells like a foot, nuts, and booty all in the same package

Yo dawg that club was off the chain except that bitch that smelled of foonutie

foonutie by biggiejizzle January 16, 2011

Foonut 

Alpha male gamer that is very good at every video game.

- Damn this dude is top 1%
- He must be a Foonut

Foonut by Foonut Gaming March 14, 2021

Foodus

When you eat a gigantic amount of food and start growing a food fetus, resulting in the appearance of being 4 months pregnant. Sometimes referred to as a "food baby." Except no one takes photos or has showers when you give birth.

Person 1: Oh how many months pregnant are you?
Person 2: Only since breakfast. I ate at the diner and have a major foodus

Foodus by KTel December 3, 2011

bingala foonkus 

a disease thats symptoms and causes is unknown but is very real

me aunt has bingala foonkus :(

bingala foonkus by simontits May 23, 2023

Foofus 

A dorky person, often one to act immature.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.

John: Hey what are you doing?
Sarah: Not a lot, just your mom LOLOL~
John: God you're such a foofus!

Foofus by TiffanyJ September 5, 2008