fobio 

adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob

Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.

fobio by Semmie K April 23, 2005

fobio 

An acronym for Frequently Outwitted By Inanimate Objects. Related to the French saying "Les choses sont contre nous" or "things are against us". See "Report on Resistentialism" by Paul Jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century. resistentialism

The job would have been done in 10 minutes if I hadn't been fobio.

fobio by Joe Menacker January 4, 2008

fobio 

the wrong way to spell fabio

fabio has a COOL leather jacket, smells like SHIT, and is super cool

fobio by esteban bag October 26, 2004

fabio enchilada 

A gay rattlensnake

A: Hey look at this game with an underscore in it's name
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada

fabio enchilada by debelrador January 29, 2017

Fabiowned 

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.

Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.

Fabiowned by Tower1 April 21, 2011

Fabiola 

Fabiola...she is the most amazing person you will ever meat .she is beautiful on the inside and out ! Her wired but loving personallity means that she can be pushed away but t never gets her down. She will always put others before herself .

Boy: fabiola is so beautiful ! I'm in love

Girl: fabiola is so Caring !

Fabiola by I'm okay September 20, 2016

FOBI 

Fear of Being Involved/Included/Invited

The antithesis to FOMO. FOBI refers to someone with a fear of being invited to or involved in social activities.

FOBI by papillonnosilla August 20, 2010