fmutb 

fuck me up the bum.
don't use this word unless you are allowed to use it, otherwise, a small group of people will come to your house and beat you.

Juliett says: i love you.
Sarah says: no.
Juliett says: wow sarah, fmutb.
Sarah says: bend over.

fmutb by fmutbwhore December 28, 2010

futb 

An acronym for what the “fuck you talking about”. Usually exclaimed when a person’s statement is apparently false.

I am not going to work today, futb?!

futb by DblE1996 July 27, 2019

Valencia Club de Fútbol 

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

Valencia Club de Fútbol by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Futba 

Feminist Until The Bill Arrives.
A woman who thinks she can undoubtedly be a woman in control under all situations. A true feminist. But when it comes time to pay for dinner or pay the bills. She backs off real fast.

This chick was so nice all night long. She opened her own doors, pulled out her own seat, but when it came time to pay the bill, she became a freakin futba.

Futba by Rajo December 7, 2006

FUTB 

acronym for Fingers Up The Butt. Often used when listing services offered by a sex worker.

She offers anal play, including FUTB.

FUTB by KCrash January 24, 2010

Fùtbol 

the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the US)(and that is really how to spell it)

Did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.

Fùtbol by Akoma September 3, 2005

Futbo 

Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang

Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?

Futbo by Smoglet June 9, 2010