A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.
Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.