flaxbeard

Imma ‘bout to get $500

“Flaxbeard is about to get me $500 baby!”

flaxbeard by Sdcassddc October 6, 2020

Fatbeard 

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

Fatbeard by Qit May 8, 2005

Fagbeard 

A person who has a faggot-fence (a gay style of beard) and faux-hawk. Normally these people are found in Jersey and believe themselves to be better than anyone else.

Hey there, fagbeard.

Fagbeard by Kelsus September 22, 2010

Flabberdactle 

A dactle that flabbers

Person 1: "Damnnnn look at that flabberdactle"

Person 2: " Bro I thought those shits was extinct"

Flabberdactle by Scienz rulz October 6, 2018

Fatbeard 

A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.

Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.

Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.

The Comic Book Dealer from The Simpsons embodies what a fatbeard is.

Fatbeard by Plug Mama February 23, 2005

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flabberdoodle 

Meaning You love anytype of candy ;D

Boy1: ZOMG! i love flabberdoodle!
Boy2: SAME!

flabberdoodle by Tera Uchiha February 27, 2008