flaccies 

Flaccid dick pics.

yo the best way to scoop shorty is to send her flaccies, amirite?

flaccies by Atik Khan February 23, 2015

flaccism

Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"

flaccism by Skua September July 27, 2018

flaccist 

Flaccist (noun): an advocate or practicioner of "flaccism".

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Hank and John really proved they are Flaccist.

flaccist by Skua September July 27, 2018

Jamps & Flackies 

The stereotype associated with very attractive women, Jamps, and very unattractive women, Flackies.

There are so many Jamps & Flackies living at UMaine. Come take a look.

Jamps & Flackies by Chunk Hands October 23, 2008

flaccie 

Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.

Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.

flaccie by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009