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Fonkelhorse 

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.
Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.
Fonkelhorse by Kloeke June 18, 2009

Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011

finkelsmorg 

A random word to yell at passerbys that make them think you're either retarded or high.
Hello. How are you? FINKELSMORG!!!
finkelsmorg by Savannah May 13, 2005

finkelroy 

the act of inserting your own balls into your ass and shitting them out.
Jeffs most likly in the bathroom giving himself finkelroys
finkelroy by stevie jay82 July 1, 2009

finnellhorner 

A person who lives in Oklahoma but is a rabid Texas Longhorns fan.
This OU game has quite a bit of finnellhorners in the stands.
finnellhorner by 0whenColdy November 7, 2017

Finkeldorf 

A person who has a radiant personality and skillfully uses sarcasm.
Justin was outwitted by the finkeldorf.