finehole 

A distasteful person who encounters someone having a problem and actively discredits the trouble by stating that it works fine for them.

In online discussions, fineholes will seek out other fineholes to dogpile any legitimate complaint. Fineholes will often well actually while explaining how they have seen no problems.

Jill: I'm returning my VR headset, it was just too buggy.
Bob: Mine works fine.
Jill: Go away, finehole

Terry: Did you hear about that massive bug in the new Tesla cars?
Bob: Mine drives perfectly. It's just a bunch of dumb owners.
Terry: There's literally a news article, and they admitted to ...
Bob: Well, actually ...
Terry: OK, neckbeard finehole. You're blocked.

finehole by B the B January 13, 2020

fireholer 

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"

fireholer by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

Firehole 

A red haired butt hole.

Casey has a Firehole.

Firehole by B Dude July 23, 2016

firehole 

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations

"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."

firehole by joe_hole July 28, 2005

firehole 

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"

I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:

firehole by dfgasdfvbfdb July 5, 2009

firehole 

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.

Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.

firehole by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013

Fivehole 

Fivehole is another term for down south, lady bits, the muffin, etc, but generally should only used when referring to "scoring", and putting one in the fivehole.
Or in one word: Vagina.

Joe: Hey bud how did it go with Stacy?
Dave: Fantastic, I scored her in the fivehole!

Fivehole by Jeebeez March 2, 2011