fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.

Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.

fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.

Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

fauxdestrian by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur May 8, 2018

fauxtest 

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.

A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.

fauxtest by Jon November 26, 2004

fauxtexter 

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.

bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.

fauxtexter by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008

fagtestorone 

A smell of fagtestorone in a house usually has no females and children there and never will ,for inside it resides a male that has no interest in providing a female with children.

Oh i taught you knew ,he will never be interested in you love he smells of fagtestorone!

fagtestorone by Anna65 February 16, 2009

fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.

Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.

fauxtesting by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017

fauxtester

A faux-protester, someone paid to protest despite lack of political interest.

"Hey man have you see all these 'fauxtesters' at Trump Tower today?"

fauxtester by LingoLance November 13, 2016