faux cock 

artificial cock, dildo, dong

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole

faux cock by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

fauxcock 

any number of items used as a dildo.

Jan's fauxcock is a cucumber.

fauxcock by Hauling Handyman March 3, 2009