fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

fartserbate by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate 

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

fanterbate by genmay June 8, 2004

Fratsterbater 

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.

We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.

Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

fartsturbate 

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth

Zack got a detention for fartsturbating in class.

fartsturbate by Casey January 20, 2005

fatterbate 

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

fatterbate by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008